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We Branded a 2-in-1 Condiment That May Become the Greatest Lovestory Ever Told | Food Brand Strategy

2026-08-13T14:07:18-05:00Can They Brand That?®|

Ketchup AND mustard in one bottle? Mayo AND sriracha?? Buffalo AND ranch??? Two condiments, one container, infinite identity crisis. In this episode of Can They Brand That?®, watch Semiserious take on the wild world of 2-in-1 condiment branding live. We figure out who buys this, how to position it (lazy genius? ultimate efficiency?), what to ...

We Branded Edible Underwear as Eco-Friendly (Don’t Tell Our Moms) | Novelty Lingerie Marketing

2026-08-12T13:39:40-05:00Can They Brand That?®|

Edible underwear, but make it eco-conscious. Can a product famous for being ridiculous be repositioned as sustainable? Watch Semiserious, a female-founded humor branding agency, tackle the most unexpected sustainability brief of the year, all in real time and with (mostly) straight faces. We build the full brand strategy: positioning, naming, target audience, packaging direction, and ...

We Built a Vinegar Brand That’s Ready to Sit With the Cool Pantry Staples (Graza, Fishwife, and Ayoh!) | Premiumization Brand Strategy

2026-08-12T11:43:01-05:00Can They Brand That?®|

Pantry staples tend to be forgettable, but with the boom of Graza olive oil @getgraza, Fishwife tinned fish @eatfishwife, and Ayoh! Mayo @eatayoh is it time for vinegar to get with the times and modernize into a luxury brand worthy of rabid attention and brand loyalty? In this episode of 'Can They Brand That?®', the ...

Watch Us Build a Savory Popsicle Brand Live (Uncut, Unhinged) | Humor Branding

2026-08-11T14:42:12-05:00Can They Brand That?®|

Savory popsicles: the product no one asked for, the brand nobody has built yet…until now. In this episode of Can They Brand That?®, Semiserious Agency founders Allie LeFevere and Lyndsay Rush Sanders take on a fake dessert brand (yes, savory) and build the whole thing live: name, tagline, brand positioning, voice, visual identity direction, packaging ...

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